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When you’re driving a Great Red Shark at 100mph through Bat Country in search of the American Dream, you’re going to want your Samoan attorney and your doctor.

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“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.” – Doctor Johnson.

As your attorney, I advise you to buy this mug as soon as possible! Whether you are a Doctor of Journalism or just another screw-head looking for the American Dream, you will not want to face the horrors of reality without the GONZO mug!

8.5 inches tall and holds around 22 ounces of bad craziness, this is a savage vessel for your favorite concoctions (I will not be held responsible for what you brutes put in it … “kill the body and the head will die”, as they say in Vegas.)

Please allow 90 days for delivery, but it is my sincere hope to be shipping these much sooner, so please ration your supplies and manage expectations accordingly. Mahalo!

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Weight 2.0 lbs
Dimensions 8 × 7 in

Magenta, Blue, Orange, Green, Violet

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